[Update: When we took the picture, RSPCA said it would fly away the next day. No chance of that happening though. Turns out is was dead and stuck in the tree.

Lile confirmed it was dead by playing it a song on the tambourine. It was such a jolly tune, no living thing could have resisted bopping along. We sorted it out with a 10 foot pole, two thick bags and a pitch fork.]