Having a very talkative 2 year old can be quite entertaining. Here are some samples of what I get every day:

Pearls of wisdom

• “What is that mummy?” “It’s my pouch” “No mummy you are not a kangaroo – you do not have a pouch”
• “Mummy did you know the cake is hiding” “Is it Matthew?” “Yes mummy” long pause then “I would like some cake mummy”
• Just served dinner and I hear “Mummy this bean is broken I can’t eat this. Take it away!”

Songs he made up

• “All the mummies are flying with the pizzas flying with the pizzas…”
• “Baa baa black sheep have you any hands yes sir yes sir hands hands hands. One for the master one for the dame and one for the little boy who lives in the bag”